Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Stupid Human Tricks


Ok, I don't get it. Last night the "Nellies" were watching some wacko hold his breath in this big giant fish bowl that he had been in since like last week or something. first of all: GROSS!!! I know I might lick my no-no spot but I don't stand in my no-no spot mixed with water for like a week in the middle of new york. gross!! But my real issue is the actual trick. think about it fellow pugs, He held his breath. yep, you heard me, held his breath. that's not a trick, it's stupid. if you hold your breath you DIE. I have an idea, how about if i go on Animal Planet and tell them I'm going to eat on national tv for a whole week and I'm gonna tape up my turd hole and not poo for a whole week and then for my finale on the last day, I'm gonna run around as fast as I could until my heart goes into cardia arrest and see if I can still hold my poo. Would that count as a trick. NO!!!!!!!!!!!! It's not a trick, it's stupid. Human tricks are dum. I can hide a bone in the backyard and dig it up 365 days later. That's a trick. My cousin Vinnie is a bloodhound and he can track a coon for 49 miles, catch him and then carry the dead thing back 49 miles and patiently wait for left overs. That's a trick. My uncle Carson, the Rottweiller, he can lick his own sack. That's a trick. come on pugs. take a stand. call your congressman. email David Blaine. this is outrageous. just a thought..........................Boo

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Dogster


I just registered on Dogster.com to try and meet other friends in the area...friends who might have a file or crowbar to get me outta the poof den...
here is my profile...