Marco!Polo!.........Marco!Poodle?... Mastiff??Pugle?

Ok, guys, this is sooooooooooo wierd. Pool Day at the, well, pool. So me and one of the "funny" guys took a walk and we found these crazy dogs and their owners having a pizza/pool party without the pizza. We walked in and I acted like i wanted to be there but it was really weird. first of all, After 3 months of summer do I really want to swim in half of arlington counties children's urine? I know, I know, i lick my butt, but still. second of all some of these dogs weren't even dressed in proper bathing outfits. whatever happend to bathing suits. I mean I saw more nipple than I ever cared to see and why do some of the older dogs with big bellys insist on wearing speedos. if you're gonna do that you can at least like trim. some of these guys had side burns hanging from their legs. grossSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! After a while the pool looked like a floating beard. anyhoo, this poor doggies below was over it too. He got mad because someone stole his noodle. And that's another thing. what's up with all of the noodle stealers nowadays.

I tell you one thing, some little yorkie tried to steal my noodle and I told him that if it weren't for me and my asian brethren there wouldn't even be noodles. I don't think he got it. any way.

I got out of the water. looking for pizza , of course. No, pizza. what kind of pizza/pool party is this anyway? I finally decided to take things in my own paws. I'll show them. Stepford Shirlington Wives. They'll see. Little did they know i used to be a swimmer back at pug U.

Which we used to call P.U. and I know all the rules. So i went to the shallow end. figuring most of the Fairlingtonians would be there. Get it, shallow. And hence I started stating and barking the rules to unruly wolves. "Hey you, no more noodle taking", " hey blondie, get your brothers poo out of the pool" , "Weiner dogs, get out of the deep end", "And you, you Great Danes, stop being so Great", oh wait those aren't great danes, those are those are the Reaganthaws that live next door. "Sorry" "Nice pool/pizza day, huh?" i was embarrassed. i wanted to leave. I guess i should act like i'm sunburnt and leave. So I climbed up on these strap chairs and dryed off while some guy was nice enough stand around with this I-have-a-lot-of-money-so-i'll-put-my-flashlights-in-my-shoes guy. Acted like i was smiling at all the lovely people and quickly gave myself a shake. Well, great. what a way to end summer. I guess summer is sort of new years eve. there's so much pressure on the event, the event passes and you're still waiting for something to begin even as it is ending. I grabbed my towel, blocksun, sarong wrap-around (it was a gift). Anyway, found the gay day and he was talking to white dog and another white dog. Gotta run, sorry, this blog is a little crazy. my paws are still a little wet and to be honest i'm feeling like i might have the runs. I know that shepherd let one rip in the pool. Hope we're invited back next year, but honestly who cares. Falls a round the corner, get out a sweater and snuggle with some friends, -Boo