Go fetch it yourself..................

Today is my 4th Birthday. Sing along:
"Happy Birthday to Boo, Happy Birthday to Boo, Happy Birthday dear Buddha, we're sorry you live with lillians and you were stolen from china and now you eating disorders and sometimes are depressed, Happy Birthday to Boo"!!!!!!!!!!!!!Beautiful everyone. thank you. 4 years old is 28 in human age. 27 if you do the multiplication wrong and 29 if you wanna lie and sneak into pugs, i mean pubs. I won't be fetching anything today. no papers, no socks, no cheap toys from total family discount strip malls, no sticks, nada, nothing, zilch. I will poo and pee when and where I want and I will demand a pizza crust party. I love pizza crust parties. The "girlie girls" threw me a party last year, but didn't get any pizza. What's a pizza crust party without pizza? i'll tell you what it is. it's called movie night with some boring frilly musical. I think last year for my birthday we watched "It's a wonder turd life and then How the gimp stole Chris musk. oh well. as long as it's not cats. Well, Happy Birthday to me. light a candle wherever you may be and think cool thoughts my way. Hope I get a new blankie or something to chew. Saggitarians rule-Boo