My friends are your frends

Welcome to the first of a series called "my friends are your friends". I am happy today to kick off the Fall with one of my closest friends. He's one of those guys that i don't get to see very often but when i do, we just pick up where we left off. We met about this time last year and he hasn't changed a bit. But before we start the interview I'd like to just speak for a moment about my raindow colored mommies. Theyve been a little out of hand lately, never home and always smelling of booze. They're latest fad is inspired by some stoopid show called "The projects on the Runways". it's where these crazy people compete to see who can fold and wash clothes faster or something and at the end of every show there is a parade or something and the person who has a friend that wore the worst outfit is told to cry and go upstairs to pack their unfolded, unwashed clothes. Anyway this purple wrap i'm sporting in the picture is embarrassing and freakish. They ordered it from last season's winner Ckloey. I think i look like an immigrant on ellis island trying to insist to the clerk to let me into america so i can breed and sleep. Enough of that!!!!!!!!On with My 1st Friend on "MY FRIENDS ARE YOURS" . This is Rodney. Rodney is a skwirhl. He lives in Fairlington but was born across the street. He is an only child. He is 3. He is very funny and like to look at stuff. He eats 97 different kinds of nuts and seeds. He likes to play "red light, green light". He wants to grow up and be in cartoons. Here he is practicing his "red light" position. He can stay in this position for hours. Rodney is a really good friend and i'm glad he comes by. I know from the looks of this picture it may seem that Rodney has eaten a lot of this tree but he hasn't. That is another friend. That is "there's-a-scary-lady-across-the-street-with-a-limb-wacker-friend". she's crazy. Rodney and I call her Thudumpy Butt. because one day after it rained she's was walking outside in these loud boots that sounded like "Thudumpy-thudumpy-thudumpy". I know. Dumb. Well. That's all folks. hope you enjoyed Rodney my friend. He's really cool. We've never really talked much. But who needs a lot of conversation when one just wants a little company. He'll be gone for the winter. he's goes someplace somewhere called something like cybernation. I think it's an online cafe but don't know. thanks rodney for your time and for sharing your nuts. Til the next frineds are friends, i'm your host- Boo