Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Happy Fourth!!!!


Well, it's a success. another wonderful holiday entirely devoted to conquering a people and taking over a land for the advancement of hotels and strip malls. Daddy had to sling hash this morning at the restaurant and tomorrow's is Mommy' B-day. I just wanted to give a shout out to all the American Pugs out there who might be celebrating or not this holiday. We watched the fireworks on TV which is kinda weird. there were like millions of people just gathered for like hours to watch wat seemed like only moments of a bunch of sparkly things in the air that after a while got really smoky and you really couldn't see the sparkly things but everyone who had waited for hours to see it still pretended it could be seen and the smoke wasn't there because they didn't want those around them to feel like they had waited all day. After a few moments of this the night sky sort of resembled any local bar. smoky and kinda sparkly. anyway, i'm just thankful today that somebody came to this great land and enslaved, killed, raped, smacked, pushed, cursed, kicked and quite possibly threw things at to establish the forerunners in business of the western world: pet smart, BP gas stations, CiCi's Pizza, Krispy Kreme, Walmart, Washington sports Club, Disney Store, Landmark Mall, Wet, RFK stadium, Marshalls and Guapos to name a few. It was hot as balls today and at least I got some steak, hot dogs and chicken out of the deal. Happy Indeepeendance Day fellow Pugs!!!