Ocean city bitch

My summer vacation at the bitch, ocean city bitch............well, where do i begin? 1st of all, our room was no bigger than this blog which was fun. I could do things like stand or sit or lay down and with clever positioning could even turn around. Some of these pics represent my daily and evening walk. As you can clearly see I am practically the only pug in sight and am in the minority. The good thing was meals. I got left-over-let's-go-get-some-pizza-I'm-really-drunk PIZZA. I also got oh-my-god-i-need-some-grease-i'm-so-hung-over EGGS and SAUSAGE SANDWICHES. one night i even had hey-i-paid-28-dollars-for-this-ghetto-buffet-i'm-gonna-put-some-hot-dogs-in-my-purse HOT DOGS. So that was fun. During the day I mostly watched Telemundo for pugs and ocean city bitch porn. Sleept some and also caught up on some really awesome reading. As you can see from the pic below the boys really tried to keep the fancy hotel room really tidy with a big place for me to sleep on the bed. To the right was a restaurant that refused to serve me and my kind. there was a sign out front that read NO DOGS. What? How can you own a restaurant at the bitch and not serve dogs? A bitch IS a dog? oh well. their lose.. I pissed all over there stoop. I won't be going back there any time soon. So, my Fodor's rating of the trip would be as follows: Drive down: (1) could only see dashboard lights and radio dials. Scenery: (4) trashiy tourists, beer cans, cigarette butts and tacky signs. Food (a defineite 10) pizza, hot dogs and breakfast sandwiches. Hotel room (8) it was nice but filled with stuffed animals and and an impossible to clean sandy tile floor. And fellow pugs always remember when your fairy parents keep getting in your little stinky smooshy face and saying "we're going to see the bitch, you've never seen the bitch have you?" and things of such manner, always remember they don't mean some hottie-smokin'-i'm-gonna-lick-your-ears bitch, they mean trashy-beer-drinkin-long-car-ride-down-get-me-out-of-this-motel-with-crazy-animals-i-gotta-poo bitch. The OCEan City BITCH. next year, i'm going to Denver. Boo. Peace out to all the pugs in the world.