Summer in Review

O Summer, how you bring the early sun
O Summer, Claritin for everyone
O Summer, the sights, the noise, the air
O Summer, this year was hard to bear
O Summer, Global Warming's friend
O Summer, I've got Desitin on my end
O Summer, See you in a year
O Summer, I hope I still have a rear

I would just like to point out that with the beauty of the summer months, along come the torturous and painful months. Summer can be very slimming. I walk til I sweat and eventually pass out on random sidewalks and stoops. Summer can also be filled with critters. They annoy me and make noise and try to bite me in places that I can't reach. Rude. Summer can also bring aler G's. These aler G's make me sneeze, whoop and scratch until my fur comes off and I look like a nuclear hologram victim. This year I spent most of my evenings watching re-runs of Battlestar Galactica and applying Neosportin. fun. Anyway summer is fading fast and I've got a little smirk. But I would like to point out some highlights:
The UPS man came twice
Vivian the cat dropped some weight
I'm now getting home cooked meals (chicken, rice, carrots, green beans)
My really "happy" dads are never home, except to answer the cell phone
Jerry Fallwell died
I went swimming in the Arlington creek twice (although I think i've devveloped Malaria)
and most of all Summer equals longer light to look at the really important people across the street who have the mmost money and happiness in the entire world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Peace out pug subscribers and relax Fall is on the way! -BOO