5 years old!!!!!!!!!!!

happy birthday to me. happy birthday to me. happy birthday dear me me and me. happy birthday to me. well. i now know what the meaning of "tick tick boom" the musical really means. turning another year older really sucks. "Stop the clock, take time out, time to regroup before you lose the bout.............. oh, speak it jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway i'm 5 years old today. which is weird, because as a five year old, i have all of my adult teeth. in dog years, i'm now 35 years old but haven't even been to school yet. 4 years ago today my house burnt. 20 more days til christmas. and 3 days til pearl harbor. great. anyway, i love you all and hope you share in my enthusiastic joy, it's my birthday. Yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Things i want to do before next birthday: have sex, see a pug in the white house, start my own line of pug hoodies and lingerie line, would love to go back to school, just kidding, start school, would love some straight porn in the house, would love less musicals in the house, wish vivian the cat would move and take george bush, and finally before i turn six i would love to go sky diving or drive a race car or something amazingly daring......................just kidding, all i wish is for one more year with pizza crust and chicken jerky. love,,,,,,boo the 5 year old. Five! 5! cinco! AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL................................................oh well, it's fine, i'm fine, it's fine...............it's fine.................................................