February Sucks

Well, here it is fellow dog lovers and dogs. The "I can't wait til spring" post. Firstly, February is a joke. Valentine's Day came and went and of course i was lover-less. plus i'm allergic to chocolate which always complicates things. Secondly, who are these weathermen and women on the telvision? Are they serious? Why does anyone even bother listening? They are never right, they have predicted snowstorms like three time and all it does it bring in excess milk and bread into my already stocked pizza hut hut. Thirdlee, my paretns are working on a new show called kissed by the spider-one-man show and they are never home. which is very very good and very very bad. What's good, is i've got the house all to myself. what's bad is therr's really nothing to do. i can't use the remote because of the not so paw friendly buttons. i can't cook for fear the boys will get mad and there' no one to play with. Fourthly, I think any moth that doesn't have the decency to have at least 30 days should be voted out like the pluto planet. And Fifthly and finally I'm so sick and tired to listening to Hillarious Clinton and Borat you mama argue about how the world should vote them into be super heros it's making my little felt ears hurt. Anyway, i'm cool, just can't wait until March. At least there's a really cool drinking holiday and also the celebrations of Julius Caesar's murder by Brutus. Stay warm, lick some soup, watch some cooking channel (when someone else puts it on of course) and have a great rest of the month. all my love, never hesitate, cats are silly, i can't beleive the beagle won best in show this year. OH GOD, MARCH, TAKE ME AWAY!!!