The world in Review

Good Day fellow pugs. Today is the 5 of September in the made up year of 2008. Today''s headlines China has finally finished showing that they have more money and performers than Cirque de Solay and and hoping to host the olympics every year winter and summer. Georgia and Russian are still at a stand still and currently all parties involved have un-facebooked themselves and each other. There's a woman hurrican coming called hanna who definetly is bringing gifts of hurricane parties and wet t shirt contests. The writing team Conner/Brink/Dean are back at it and writing a show about pizza. The king of pizza. it sounds yummy and fattening. Finally, there are two people running for the slot of president of the united states PTA and this one guy looks like Timmy the Turtle and this other guy looks like a black Ken. They don't really do much but talk about each other and make fun of each other's outfits and the usage of words in sentences. I'm Boo Boo Reporting From Shirleyville, Back to you Fido