what an uneventful year.........................

I have never slept so much in my life. what a snooze fest. 2007. no new wars. no end to wars. no new foods. nothing interesting. strike strike and more strikes. we had more strikes this year than Bowl America down on Edsall Rd. no crazy inventions. it seems to me my fellow pugsters that the world is at a pause, a lul, a sigh if you will, perhaps the calm before the storm. perhaps the still before the stir, the numb before the pain, anyhoo.............hope 2008 is going to be exciting full of new foods, new friends, new experiences, new bushes, new hump partners, new licks and especially new treats. What the world needs next year is definetly a new treat. Who knows it might even be Hillary. now that would be a treat kids. As you can tell from this pic i'm very excited about the coming year. DONT HATE, APPECIATE IN 08 P.s. Who is old lange zine? -BOO

5 years old!!!!!!!!!!!

happy birthday to me. happy birthday to me. happy birthday dear me me and me. happy birthday to me. well. i now know what the meaning of "tick tick boom" the musical really means. turning another year older really sucks. "Stop the clock, take time out, time to regroup before you lose the bout.............. oh, speak it jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway i'm 5 years old today. which is weird, because as a five year old, i have all of my adult teeth. in dog years, i'm now 35 years old but haven't even been to school yet. 4 years ago today my house burnt. 20 more days til christmas. and 3 days til pearl harbor. great. anyway, i love you all and hope you share in my enthusiastic joy, it's my birthday. Yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Things i want to do before next birthday: have sex, see a pug in the white house, start my own line of pug hoodies and lingerie line, would love to go back to school, just kidding, start school, would love some straight porn in the house, would love less musicals in the house, wish vivian the cat would move and take george bush, and finally before i turn six i would love to go sky diving or drive a race car or something amazingly daring......................just kidding, all i wish is for one more year with pizza crust and chicken jerky. love,,,,,,boo the 5 year old. Five! 5! cinco! AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL................................................oh well, it's fine, i'm fine, it's fine...............it's fine.................................................