Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Summer Ode to my gal Sade

this should be read as a beautiful Shakespeere style sonnet...............................................................As the summer looses her grip, as the autumn begins to awake, let us not forget the seasons nor our love forsake. As the moon changes her face and the winds blow anew, don't forget to call my ass and I'll call you. Just remember I love you and it will be alright. The answer my friend is blowing in the win. Sometimes when we touch , the honesty's too much and I have to break down and cry. I want to hold you till I yawn, till we both sleep til dawn, I want to hold you til the end of time. Sadie, Sadie lady, you make me crazy, crazy fro feeling so lonely. I'm crazy crazy for feeling so blue. think of me think of me fondly when we kiss goodbye, remember onec in awhile please promis me you'll try, Sadie, I miss you and hope you miss me. Boo

Casting Couch

Ok, now a days there seems to be a plethra of overnight success stories. With the world wide web and blogs and webcams and such everyone can get anything anytime one wishes. with that said, I decided to put my skills to the test and try my own reality podcast. I'm auditioning this week and this was my first audition. This is a pic of him right after his monologue from "Stop and piss on the flowers". I wasn't impressed and everyone always picks that same monologue. Anyway after a long audition I decided to give this pup a shot but all he did was name drop and talk about himself. He was in a puppy chow commercial, He was working with Dog Eat Dog Agency, He was on the short list for an Animal Planet stanby, He thought about giving up the business until his last cabaret where some old faggy guy told him that he was the inspiration for an online column, He was pissed about not being called back for Scratch and Sniff the musical, He, He, HE<>

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Summer Heat

If I still had balls, I would be sweating them off. but instead I'm sweating off all eight nipples. Seven of which still work. Hope everyone is staying cool. I'm over it. what the hell? But my great grandpug used to say "this too shall pass" . Tips for keeping cool: Drink lots of water, Drink lots of beer and then pass out and wake up tomorrow, when taking a walk run through the neighbors sprinkler, remove sports bra and go naked, apply ice cubes to ears, tongue and ankles, and when all else fails stay inside with your gay parents and watch project runway or reruns of the latest horror film. hope all the pugs are well. pray for the pugs and their owners in the middle east. Boo