Casting Couch

Ok, now a days there seems to be a plethra of overnight success stories. With the world wide web and blogs and webcams and such everyone can get anything anytime one wishes. with that said, I decided to put my skills to the test and try my own reality podcast. I'm auditioning this week and this was my first audition. This is a pic of him right after his monologue from "Stop and piss on the flowers". I wasn't impressed and everyone always picks that same monologue. Anyway after a long audition I decided to give this pup a shot but all he did was name drop and talk about himself. He was in a puppy chow commercial, He was working with Dog Eat Dog Agency, He was on the short list for an Animal Planet stanby, He thought about giving up the business until his last cabaret where some old faggy guy told him that he was the inspiration for an online column, He was pissed about not being called back for Scratch and Sniff the musical, He, He, HE<>